Simplified astrology for the skeptically curious and aesthetically inclined.

For those that don’t “get” Coachella, passed on the crop top, and incense gives you a headache … but still you’re still kind of craving spiritual growth.

Welcome to Taurus Season

Slow down. Buy the good butter. Rearrange something that already looked fine.

Got Taurus in your Big 3?

These guides break down what it actually means to have your Sun, Moon, or Rising in Taurus—with three versions per placement, zero fluff, and just enough clarity to make you suspicious.

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More signs + placements coming soon.